Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Cooking ->
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!... [ca造 ->]
Murphy's Laws(5) ->
Never slap a man who chews tobacco. There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys. Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are. Free cheese is always in a mouse trap. An ugly carpet will last forever.... [ca造 ->]
Buying a Barbie Doll ->
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken. She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."... [ca造 ->]
Show Me Your License ->
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me ... [ca造 ->]
Restructuring at the North Pole ->
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streaml... [ca造 ->]
Real idiots of society! ->
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society: Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his... [ca造 ->]
The Golden Urinal ->
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!... [ca造 ->]
Cinderella and Tampon ->
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they leave her all alone on the big night, cleaning the place. "Oh, how I wish I could go!" Cinderella sighed. No s... [ca造 ->]
For Atlanta Falcon Fans! ->
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doin... [ca造 ->]
Friend of the Groom? ->
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation. "I don't have one," she said. "Well then, are you a friend of the groom?" "I should say not," snapped the woman, "I'm the bride's mo... [ca造 ->]
Elephant Riddles Seven ->
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket. Q... [ca造 ->]
White House news release! ->
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of di... [ca造 ->]
Boomerang ->
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.... [ca造 ->]
Top 50 Jokes! ->
Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. ----------------------------------------------------------------- 1. (On going to war over religion:) You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary... [ca造 ->]
Twas the night before X-mas ->
T'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and through down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I've busted my ass for damn near a year Instead ... [ca造 ->]